GUITAR. Guitarist Jeff Inglehart once saved a Peruvian village from an avalanche using only a candy bar and a sheet of aluminum foil. Any reports of him and 50 Russian ballerinas stealing a French submarine have never been verified. When he was 17 years old he won the 10th annual Yuma underwater yodeling contest, edging out 40 other contestants. Habitually early, he was already 2 years old when he was born. After being thrown out of school for building a Particle Accelerator to power his scooter, he moved to Tibet, where he learned to play guitar from the famous Tibetan monk Blind Jimmie Jamyang. Shortly afterwards he moved back to America, where he made his fortune investing in Pickle Futures. He then moved to The Villages, where he joined Central Florida's Number One Band for Sixties Music - The Sixties.